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| Posted 12/25/2011 9:46 AM (GMT -7) |
|A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,|
'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied,
'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said,
'I understand completely.'
The soldier added,
'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied,
'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
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