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RedDog
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   Posted 12/25/2011 9:46 AM (GMT -7)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,
'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'

The nun said,
'I understand completely.'

The soldier added,
'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied,
'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'


RedDog
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merkava
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   Posted 12/30/2011 2:23 PM (GMT -7)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
That's just wrong freaked

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   Posted 12/31/2011 11:53 AM (GMT -7)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
lol lol lol



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   Posted 12/31/2011 3:46 PM (GMT -7)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
lol clever
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