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| Posted 12/25/2011 12:12 PM (GMT -7) |
|One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip,|
but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more.
Original Bad Santa with Axe
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth
and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the
ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there
was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that
mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and
there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful
tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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